Friday, November 8, 2013
Vice Ganda twits Napoles
MANILA - Ace comedian Vice Ganda mocked businesswoman Janet Lim Napoles, the alleged mastermind of a P10-billion pork barrel scam, after the latter's appearance at the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee hearing on the scam.
In his official Twitter account, Ganda made one-liner jokes against Napoles for not telling the truth.
Ganda on Thursday joined several celebrities who openly lambasted Napoles, while praising Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago and other lawmakers for trying to get the truth from the businesswoman.
Below are the tweets of Ganda against Napoles.
"Hey StarCinema totoo bang pumirma na si Napoles sa inyo ng kontrata para iremake ang My Amnesia Girl? Hala nanakawan pa si ToniG ng role!"
"Napoles Wedding- Priest: Janet do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Elevator Girl: hi Sir/Ma'am anung floor po tayo? Napoles: Di ko po alam!"
"Simsimi: Maganda ka ba? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Bimbi: Whats siksik Napoles? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"AngelLocsin: What's the #2 anti dandruff shampoo in the world? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Korina: Handa na ba kayo? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Baha Men: Who let the dogs out? Janet: di ko po alam!"
"ViceGanda: Saan gawa ang tocino mo? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Napoles during communion- Priest: Body of Christ. Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Ylvis: What does the fox say? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Billy: Wazzzzup Madlang People? Janet: Di ko po alam?"
"LuisManzano: Is it a deal or no deal? Janet: Di ko po alam!"
"Senate: Last question! Naka ilang "Di ko po alam!" ka na? Janet: Di ko po alam!
"Globe has released their DiKoPoAlam Unli Promo today. Janet was the first to avail. Now promo is no longer available."
"ViceGanda: I want Napoles on GGV! Ma'amCharo: No! Mas bagay sya sa Maalaala Mo Kaya!"
"Hoy Janet tutal wala ka naman palang maalala wag na wag kong makikitang nagpopost ka ng entry ng #ThrowBackThursday sa instagram ha!"
source: www.abs-cbnnews.com